How to get candy sweet six pack abs with no sweat

Just imagine! Nothing but sugar, fat and carbs and a body like a Greek god(dess). Adonis for the lads and Venus for the gals.

This is no gimmick or ruse. You can finally wear that half-shirt flaunting your flat belly to the world.

The 100% Candy Diet – Flab to Fab in a Month

Gorgeous men and women gorging their faces with Heath and Hershey Bars for thirty-one gluttonous days. You must pick a long month or this will not work for you. February is out of the question. Please consult your physician before commencing this diet because he will probably want to join you. WARNING: THIS PROGRAM IS HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH. DIABETICS BEWARE! THIS DIET WILL INDUCE DIABETIC COMA AND DEATH.

Now with the legal disclaimers aside, we can begin to explain the secrets to success. But first, you must provide your email address and name so you can receive our free bonus:  THIRTY DAY DONUT DIET

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Most affluent human beings consume approximately six and a half pounds of food each day. Most starving people don't.

Your average wild boar will snort about and gobble half its body weight in a day. Your average starving wild boar, will not.

Herbivores eat a cartload of grass daily. Ann Harbor, Michigan residents smoke an equivalent amount of medically necessary herb each day.

Ann Harbor is the home of the 100% Candy Diet, the DONUT DIET and Flabby Force, the Police who are paid in candy, donuts and medically necessary herb.

Snickers all around at the Candy Bar

Baby Ruth sucked on his gummy cigar,

Jolly Ranchers squabbled and made great hay,

Three Musketeers fenced their foils at play;

ooOOoo

Chuckles and laughter filled candy corn ear,

Sour Patch Kids guzzled Root Barrels o' beer,

Russel Stover nuzzled Cotton Candy,

Charms Pops fooled off his stool feeling randy;

ooOOoo

Luscious Juicy fruits were good and plenty,

Sugar Daddy slipped Twix a crisp twenty,

Jelly Bean's butterfingers plucked base strings

Tootsie Roll tickled ivories, Mars sings;

ooOOoo

Godiva let her wrap fall to the floor,

Hershey Kisses sang chorus at the door,

Wrigley dipped Almond Joy over his knee,

M & M snogged in booth number three;

ooOOoo

Goodbar dealt Whitman a hand of sweet cards,

Crunchie and Heath traded verse like true bards,

Dove doted on Skittles with cooing calls,

Curly Wurley scratched atomic fire balls;

ooOOoo

Bazooka Joe bubbled chewing the fat,

Reese fell to pieces, just imagine that,

Peppermint Patty sat with Candy Cane,

Smoked gum and candy cigarettes, hot chain;

ooOOoo

Candy Buttons, on paper tape, real high,

Mary Jane winked at a fella named Sky,

She flashed a Bit-O-Honey he could See,

Now and Laters spied the sweet spot with glee;

ooOOoo

Nibble, lick, suck, slurp, lap and Charleston Chew,

The Candy Bar rocked with sugar and brew,

Chick-O-Sticks licked cymbals and drums with flare,

Jaw Breakers surfed the net for friends not yet there.

ooOOoo

Satellite Wafers launched toward Milky Way,

Wax Bottles backed Brach's on taps that day,

Bonomo's Turkish Taffy bounced the door,

Coaxing the queue with room for twenty more;

ooOOoo

Wherever you go with sweetness in mind,

Its sugar and spice and nice you will find,

If sweet is your nature, don't travel far,

Just come to our suite at the Candy Bar.

Gerry Gilligan

Copyright, 2010, All Rights Reserved

Pseudonym, Sligobay

Monday:

Breakfast:

2 cups of Sour Brite Crawlers from Rolli

1 cup of Frosty Nerds

1 Wonka Kazoozle

1 Clark Bar

2 heath bars

Package of Sweet tarts

Package of Sconza Yogurt Raisins

Package ofSunkist Fruit Gems

LUNCH:

1 roll of Cherry Lifesavers

1 Charleston Chew

Small bag of Sconza French Burnt Peanuts

Box of Whoppers

Box of Eclipse Gum

DINNER:

Box of Good and Plenty

2 Kit Kat Bars

Bag of Psychedelic Jawbreakers

Box of Junior Mints

Large Snickers Bar

Box of Orbit Gum

Tuesday:

Breakfast:

2 cups of Gummi Worms from Rolli

1 cup of Squiggles

1 bag of Sploshberries

1 One Hundred Thousand  Bar

2 Nestle Chocolate Bars

Package of Sweet tarts

Package of Sconza Yogurt Raisins

Package ofSunkist Fruit Gems

LUNCH:

1 roll of Fruit Lifesavers

1 Almond Joy Bar

Small bag of Sconza French Burnt Peanuts

Box of Raisinettes

Box of Bazooka Bubble Gum

DINNER:

Box of Dots

2 Three Musketeer Bars

Bag of Ice Breakers

Box of Junior Mints

Large Mars Bar

Box of Triple Power Push Pops

Wednesday:

Breakfast:

2 cups of Gummi Octopus from Rolli

1 cup of Hershey Kisses

1 Gum Runner

1 Mounds Bar

2 Nestle Chocolate Bars

Package of Sweet Tarts

Package of Sconza Yogurt Raisins

Package of Sunkist Fruit Gems

LUNCH:

1 roll of Fruit Lifesavers

1 Milky Way Bar

Small bag of Pixy Stix

Box of Bubble Chocolate

Box of Groovy Slices

DINNER:

Box of Dots

2 Butterfinger Bars

Bag of Hershey Kisses

Box of Junior Mints

Large Mars Bar

Box of Gobstoppers

Thursday:

Breakfast:

2 cups of Gummi Alligators from Rolli

1 cup of Heart Pops from Twinkle Pops

1 Wonka Scrumdiddlyumptious

1  York Peppermint Patty

2 Hubba Bubba Bubble tapes

Package of Cherry Twizzlers

Package of Sliderz

Package of Sunkist Fruit Slices

LUNCH:

1 roll of Rollo's

1 Baby Ruth

Small bag of Runts

Box of Whitman Sampler

Box of Joanie's Smiles

DINNER:

Box of Godiva Chocolate

2 Mr. Goodbars

Bag of Hershey Kisses

Box of Junior Mints

Large Milky Way Bar

Box of Blow Pops

Friday:

Breakfast:

2 cups of Pop Rocks

1 cup of Tootsie Rolls

1 Wonka Kazoozle

1 Three Musketeer Bars

2  Sour Power Belts

Package of Cherry-Filled Chocolates

Package of Laffy Taffy Mystery Swirl

Package of Sluggles

LUNCH:

1 roll of Pez

1 Chunky

Small bag of candy canes

Box of Gobstoppers

Box of Junior Mints

DINNER:

Box of Good and Plenty

2 Kit Kat Bars

Bag of Gummi Bears

Box of Pop Rocks

Large Milky Way Bar

Box of Neon Squiggles

Saturday:

Breakfast:

2 cups of Necco Mints

1 cup of M &M's

1 Box of Ghiridelli Chocolate

1 Heath Bar

2 Mr. Goodbars

Package of Sweet tarts

Package of Lindt Trouffles

Package of Sunkist Fruit Slices

LUNCH:

1 roll of Bazooka Bubble Gum

1 Snickers Bar

Small bag of Sconza French Burnt Peanuts

Box of Whoppers

Box of Dots

DINNER:

Box of Good and Plenty

2 Kit Kat Bars

Bag of Hershey Kisses

Box of Junior Mints

Large Milky Way Bar

Box of Kookaburra Liquerice

Sunday:

Breakfast:

2 cups of Tootsie Rolls

1 cup of Kisses

1 Toblerone Bar

1 Clark Bar

2 heath bars

Package of Sweet Tarts

Package of M &M's

Package of Sunbursts

LUNCH:

1 bag of Runts

1 bag of Gummi Rings

Small bag of Hershey Kisses

Box of Pop Rocks

Box of Orbit Gum

DINNER:

Box of Good and Plenty

2 Mounds Bars

Bag of Hersheys Chocolate Miniatures

Box of Junior Mints

Large Milky Way Bar

Box of Groovy Slices

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